Commencing January 1st 2022, Birdman Sound is launching their "Rent A Sealed Record Collection" offshoot! Be a dumb fuck and impress your dumb fuck trendy friends! Fun for all ages and a HUGE hit at parties and family gatherings (masked or NOT!)
BirdmanThinksYourAsDumbAs YouLook.com will give you instant access (as seen in picture, to a sealed record collection and a spiffy Crosley turntable! You simply book the date and pay and we deliver ! For a limited time and introductory offer, it's available just prior to the most bogus celebratory night of the year New Year's Eve, for just $99.99 !!! BOOK NOW ! It's easy and soon to become the "BIGGEST THING" ! Get in on the ground floor so you can brag on social media about how you were the first to "go there"! 👽
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